Heres what I got in my mailbox today:
The Party today announced that it is changing its symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the party's political stance.
"A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! "
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
The person who thought about this idea is probably one of the most brilliant characters in this world today.
Oh..And no points for guessing which party..